What has hands but cannot clap
Clock
Why do ants never get sick?
Because they have little antibodies
What year was the very first iPhone released?
2007
What does the "D" in D-day stand for?
Doom or Deliverence
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
Parrot
Why did the Mushrooms go to the party?
What is seen as the smallest unit of memory (on a computer)?
Kilobyte
Who was the captain of the Titanic?
Edward Smith.
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
and hangs him.
But 5 minutes later, they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Woman was a photographer
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Because they're very shady
Which organ has four chambers?
The heart
On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Captain ordered the Submarine to dive
How does Nasa organize a party?
They planet
What is the smallest country in the world?
Vatican City
First Tracey threw away the outside. Then she cooked the inside. Then she eats the outside and threw away the inside. What did she eat?
Corn on the cob
What's a foot long and slippery?
A slipper!
Who discovered Penicillin?
Alexander Fleming