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100

"Back in black" by AC/DC


Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild

Any mispronounced words?

None- 100

1-3 words- 50-90

4 or more words- 0

100

Pearls, please, pretty Penelope,
Pretty Penelope, pretty Penelope,
Pearls, please, pretty Penelope,
Pretty Penelope Pring

Any mispronounced words?

None- 100

1-2 words- 50-90

3 or more words- 0

100

"Fire and Ice" by Robert Frost


Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

From what I've tasted of desire

I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction ice

Is also great

And would suffice.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 100

1-3 words- 50-90

4 words or more- 0


*If poem was read with feelings (TOV)- add 20 points

100

Hyperbole

high-PER-boh-lee


A figure of speech which means excess or exaggeration.

100

Determine the correct pronunciation & syllable stress:

ACCESSORY


A. æk SES uh ree

B. æk ses SOH ree

A. æk SES uh ree

200

"Here it goes again" by Ok Go


It starts out easy, something simple,

something sleazy

Something inching past the edge of the reserve

Now through the lines of the cheap venetian blinds

Your car is pulling off of the curb

Hey!

Oh, just when you think you're in control

Just when you think you've got a hold

Just when you get on a roll

Oh, here it goes

Any mispronounced words?

None- 200

1-3 words- 100-190

4 or more words- 0

200

Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

Reading and writing are richly rewarding.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 200

1-2 words- 100-190

3 or more words- 0

200

"Invictus" by William Ernest Henley


In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance, 

My head is bloody, but unbowed.


Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the horror of the shade, 

And yet the menace of the years

Finds and shall find me unafraid.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 200

1-3 words- 100-190

4 or more words- 0


*If poem was read with feelings (TOV)- add 20 points

200

Quay

kee


Quays are platforms built next to bodies of water, used for loading and unloading freight or passengers.

200

Determine the correct pronunciation & syllable stress:

BURY


A. BUHR ee

B. BER ee

B. BER ee

300

"Ice Ice baby" by Vanilla Ice


Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Any mispronounced words?

None: 300

1-3 words:  150-290 

4 or more words: 0


300

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 300

1-2 words- 150-290

3 or more words- 0

300

"Song of the Witches" by William Shakespeare


Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the cauldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, 

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.


Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 300

1-3 words- 150-290

4 words or more- 0


*If poem was read with feelings (TOV)- add 20 points

300

Segue

SEG-way


Segue, which means to lead from one thing to another without a pause. (Same pronunciation as with the Segway- a motorized two-wheel vehicle)

300

Determine the correct pronunciation & syllable stress:

KNOWLEDGE


A. NAHL ij

B. NOH lej

A. NAHL ij

400

"One week" by the Barenaked Ladies


Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

Any mispronounced words?

None- 400

1-3 words- 200-390

4 or more words- 0

400

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock
in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock,
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 400

1-2 words- 200-390

3 words or more- 0

400

"Twilight" by Fyodor Tyutchev


Soft the dove-hued shadows mingle,

Color fades, sound droops to sleep.

Life and motion melt to darkness

Swaying murmurs far and deep.

But the night moth's languid flitting,

stirs the air invisibly:

Oh, the hour of wordless longing;

I in all, and all in me.


Twilight- tranquil, brooding twilight,

Course through me, serene and smooth;

Quiet, languid, fragrant twilight,

Flood all depths, all sorrows soothe,

Every sense in dark and cooling

Self-forgetfulness immerse,-

Grant that I may taste extinction

In the dreaming universe.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 400

1-3 words- 200-390

4 or more words- 0


*If poem was read with feelings (TOV)- add 20 points

400

Epitome

ih-pit-uh-mee


A person or thing that is typical of or possesses to a high degree the features of a whole class:

400

Determine the correct pronunciation & syllable stress:

FAUX PAS


A. FOHX pas

B. foh PAH

B. foh PAH

500

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by Julie Andrews


It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
Me father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me aching nose
The biggest word you ever heard
And this is how it goes

Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

Any mispronounced words?

None- 500

1-3 words- 250-490

4 or more words- 0

500

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze.
That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Any mispronounced words?

None- 500

1-2 words- 250-490

3 words or more- 0

500

"Enigma" by Edgar Allan Poe


The noblest name in Allegory's page,

The hand that traced inexorable rage;

A pleasing moralist whose page refined,

Displays the deepest knowledge of the mind;

A tender poet of a foreign tongue,

(Indited in the language that he sung.)

A bard of brilliant but unlicensed page

At once the shame and glory of our age,


The prince of harmony and stirling sense,

The ancient dramatist of eminence,

The bard that paints imagination's powers,

And him whose song revives departed hours,

Once more an ancient tragic bard recall,

In boldness of design surpassing all.

These names when rightly read, a name [make] known

Which gathers all their glories in its own.


Any mispronounced words?

None- 500

1-3 words- 250-490

4 or more words- 0


*If poem was read with feelings (TOV)- add 20 points

500

Rendezvous

 rahn-duh-voo


An agreement between two or more persons to meet at a certain time and place.

500

Determine the correct pronunciation & syllable stress:

ENTREPRENEUR


A. en TUR puh noor

B. on’ truh pruh  NUR


B. on’ truh pruh  NUR

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