Thomas, as narrated by Ringo Starr.
Train
Take your kids to the city of North Pole to visit Santa during their Christmas Vacation in this state, the penultimate to join the Union.
Alaska
President Nixon swore he had no involvement in the break-in of the DNC office located in this complex of buildings.
Watergate
(Gold Rings) - (French Hens)
Turtle Doves
Spread Christmas cheer by
(7 syllables)
Buddy is the best
Singing loud for all to hear
It's what a certain Extra Terrestrial said after he watched his favorite Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.
E.T. Phone Home Alone
K.I.T.T.
Automobile
Use up those last days of 2023 PTO by checking up on the preparations for the 2024 Summer Olympic games in this city.
Paris, France
Though it never actually happened, Americans embrace the story of a young George Washington confessing to his father, "I cannot tell a lie" after doing this.
Chopping down the cherry tree
(Pipers Piping) x (Partridges in Pear Trees)
Pipers Piping
Ralphie wants a gun
But all adults say to him
(5 syllables)
You'll shoot your eye out!
An evening void of sound but crawling with 1968 zombies
Silent Night of the Living Dead
The General Lee
Automobile
Spend your Christmas vacation in both Europe and Asia by visiting this Turkish city that straddles the Bosporous Strait.
Istanbul
This Italian immigrant duped investors out of $250k (in 1920 dollars) by using a "scheme" related to postal stamp speculation.
Charles Ponzi
The square root of Ladies Dancing
French Hens
King of all toys here
(7 syllable location)
But was he a toy?
The Island of Misfit Toys
A declaration of happiness while playing as the Alliance or the Horde beginning in 2004.
Joy to the World of Warcraft
Enola Gay
Plane
If you're looking to warm up during Christmas Vacation, why not visit this country, the only land-locked one in Southeast Asia. The French, who named it, do not pronounce the final "s".
Laos
Bill Clinton's untrue statements under oath regarding his affair with this White House intern resulted in his impeachment, yet he still finished his term with a 73% approval rating.
Monica Lewinsky
(Lords a-Leaping) - (Geese a-Laying)
Calling Birds
'66 cartoon
(7 syllable song title)
Garlic in your soul
You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch
Musical adaptation of Miguel Cervantes' old novel about Frosty coming to life to tilt at windmills.
Frosty the Snow Man of La Mancha
Lilly Belle
Train
If you don't like the beach, spend your Christmas vacation in the geographical center of the contiguous United States, in this state.
Kansas
According to The Aeneid, written by this ancient Roman poet, the Greeks presented their equine scam of a gift to the Trojans after a 10-year siege on the city.
Virgil
[(Drummers Drumming) / (Geese a-Laying)] + (Turtle Doves)
Calling Birds
Eddie made Clark mad
His rant ends with these three words
(5 syllables)
Where's the Tylenol?
Sometimes I feel I've got to (boom boom) runaway from this British movie featuring an ensemble cast and 10 different story lines.
Tainted Love Actually