COACH PATTY - I
A NICK NAME GIVEN TO ME BY FRIENDS AND FAMILY?
A) BRAT
B) OOPS
C) MUFFIN - E A
D) TRICK QUESTION: ALL OF THE ABOVE
WHAT DID I MESS UP BUT NO ONE NOTICE?
A) I COOKED THE TURKEY UPSIDE DOWN
B) I WORE MY SHIRT INSIDE OUT ALL DAY
C) I WORE TWO DIFFERENT SHOES
A) I COOKED A TURKEY UPSIDE DOWN
WHO WAS MY FAVORITE COMEDY TEAM?
A) THREE STOOGES
B) ABBOTT AND COSTELLO
C) DEAN MARTIN AND JERRY LEWIS
A) THREE STOOGES
HOW MANY SISTERS AND BROTHERS DO I HAVE?
A) 0 SISTERS 0 BROTHERS
B) 3 SISTERS 1 BROTHER
C) 4 SISTERS 0 BROTHERS
C) 4 SISTERS 0 BROTHERS
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM
A) BUTTER PECAN
B) CHOCOLATE CHIP
C) FUNKY MONKEY
A) BUTTER PECAN
WHAT IS MY MOST USELESS TALENT
A) WHISTLING
B) ABLE TO TIE MY SHOES WITH MY TOES
C) WIGGLING MY EARS
A) WHISTLING, BECAUSE I HAVE TO USE 2 FINGERS & THEN I WOULD FALL FROM THE TREE
WHAT WAS MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOOK?
A) 100 FUNNIEST JOKES
B) KIDS LEARN TO COOK BOOK
C) BEGINNING MAGIC TRICKS
A) 100 FUNNIEST JOKES
WHAT SONG CAN I NOT RESIST SINGING TO?
A) OH I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER
B) STAR SPANGLED BANNER
C) ANYTHING THAT WILL IRRITATE MY HUSBAND, KIDS AND MY CONSUMERS
C) ANYTHING THAT WILL IRRITATE MY HUSBAND, KIDS AND MY CONSUMERS
IN WHICH STATE WAS I BORN?
A) ARIZONA
B) VIRGINIA
C) CALIFORNIA
D) THE STATE OF INSANITY
C) CALIFORNIA
IF I COULD BE A SUPER HERO WHO WOULD I BE?
A) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE
B) BATMAN
C) INSPECTOR GADGET
B) BATMAN HE HAS A THE COOL TOYS, AND LOTS OF MONEY
WHAT WAS MY MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT?
A) BREAKING MY LEG WHILE TOILET PAPERING A FRIENDS HOME AT THE AGE OF 35
B) GETTING LOST ON A ONE WAY RIVER IN A CANOE
C) TRYING TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN DUTCH TO MY GRANDMA (BUT IT CAME OUT BRUSH YOUR TEETH)
D) TRICK QUESTION - ALL ANSWERS ARE TRUE
WHAT WAS MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MOVIE?
A) SNOW WHITE
B) SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON
C) MARY POPPINS
B) SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON
WHAT ANIMAL WOULD I CHOOSE TO BE FOR A DAY?
A) MONKEY
B) EAGLE
C) SEA OTTER
B) EAGLE - I WOULD LOVE TO FLY
TO WHICH MOVIE WOULD I LIKE TO SEE THEM MAKE A SEQUEL?
A) PRINCESS BRIDE
B) SURF NINJAS
C) GOONIES
C) GOONIES
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SANDWICH?
A) GRILLED CHEESE
B) PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
C) BLT
A) GRILLED CHEESE
WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO IF YOU HAD TO GO INTO WITNESS PROTECTION?
A) KATHY GILPIN
B) IT'S NOT ME
C) SUSIE HOME MAKER
B) IT'S NOT ME
SOMETHING SOMEONE TRICKED ME INTO EATING?
A) I WAS TOLD WASABI WAS GREEN TEA ICE CREAM
B) A COOKED JALAPENO THAT TURNED ORANGE, SO I THOUGHT IT WAS A CARROT
C) DOGGY BEEF JERKY
B) A COOKED JALAPENO THAT TURNED ORANGE, SO I THOUGHT IT WAS A CARROT
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY?
A) MONOPOLY
B) BOGGLE
C) CHESS
B) BOGGLE
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL?
A) COCO PUFFS
B) MALTO MEAL
C) RICE KRISPIES
B) MALTO MEAL WITH BROWN SUGAR
WHAT SUPER POWER WOULD I LIKE TO HAVE?
A) FLYING
B) BE ABLE SHAPE SHIFT
C) BEING ABLE TO IRRITATE MY CONSUMERS,... WAIT I ALREADY HAVE THIS GIFT
B) ABLE TO SHAPE SHIFT
WHAT WAS THE WORST THING I EVER COOKED?
A) CAKE
B) POTATOES
C) WATER
B) POTATOES
WHAT TELEVISION CHARACTER DID PEOPLE SAY I LOOKED LIKE?
A) PATTY DUKE
B) MARSHA BRADY
C) SALLY FIELDS
A) PATTY DUKE
WHAT SPORT DID I DO AS KID
A) SOFTBALL
B) GYMNASTICS
C) BOWLING
B) GYMNASTICS
WHAT IS A FAVORITE SNACK OF MINE
A) PRETZELS
B) APPLES WITH PEANUT BUTTER
C) AVOCADO TOAST
B) APPLES WITH PEANUT BUTTER
WHAT FOOD DO I CRAVE?
A) SUSHI
B) AVOCADO TOAST
C) BOTH A AND B
C) BOTH A AND B