Jokes and Riddles
What do you call a pumpkin that makes you laugh?
A Joke o lantern!
What do you do when you have a pumpkin?
Make it a Jack o lantern of course!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the pumpkin take a detour?
To avoid a seedy part of town!
What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?
Hollow-een!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road?
The crossing gourd!
Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid?
It had no guts!
What did the pumpkins say at happy hour?
Let's get smashed!
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
What did the pumpkin say to its carver?
Cut it out!