What is a pumpkin
Pumpkin Rights
Crimes against pumpkins
100

What is the Standard medium-to-large carving pumpkin and what it ends up being 

Jack-O-Latern

100

Do They have rights

No

100

Are there crimes against pumpkins

No

200

How much sunlight do they need

6-8 Hours of Direct Sunlight

200

What says we have rights

The Constitution of the United States

200

Can i eat a pumpkin whole

  • You cannot eat it raw or whole at once: A whole pumpkin is too hard, tough, and fibrous to bite into or digest as a single unit
300

What Color are they

Orange/Green

300

What can we do to the pumpkins

Anything

300

Can a pumpkin represent you in court

Yes, but not recommended
400

What part of the pumpkin provides nutrients

Stem

400

Who can defend the rights of pumpkins

No one, they are not safe from the human grasp

400

Can you set a pumpkin on fire

Yes, but why would you do that

500

Can a Pumpkin Vote

No, They are inanimate and incapable of logical thought

500

How can we look like a pumpkin

Spray Tan and green hair dye

500

Can you use a pumpkin as a toliet?

Again Yes, but yet again, WHY?

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