Ready, Set, Pun!
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Pun and Games
The Punishment
100

My wife asked me, "What starts with A and ends with Z?"
I said...

I said, "No, it doesn't."

100
Why does no one like stairs?

They're...

They're always up to something!

100

Why are mountains so funny?
Because...

Because they are hill areas

100
What do you call a fly with no wings?

A...

A walk

200
Why should you not give Elsa (Frozen) a balloon? 

Because...

Because she will let it go!

200
I used to hate speed bumps, 

but...

But then I got over it

200
My friend Tony told me not to say his name backwards.

I said...

I said "Y not"?

200
I feel like people these days are too judgmental. 

I can...

I can tell just by looking at them!

300

I went to buy some camouflage pants once.
I...

I couldn't find any...

300
I asked my dog what's 2 minus 2.

He...

He said nothing...

300
I used to do a hokey pokey

But...

But then I turned myself around!

300
What do you call a dog that can do magic?

The...

The labra-cadabra-dor!

400

My wife asked if I've seen the dog bowl.
I said...

I said I didn't know he could do that

400

You know why I never play poker in the jungle?
Cause...

Cause there's tons of cheetahs

400
I bought 12 bees from a beekeeper, but he gave me 13. 

He said...

He said "It's ok, one is a freebie"

400
I named my horse mayo!

Sometimes...

Sometimes mayo nayes...

500

Did you hear about the burglar who kicked his own door?
He must...

He must have been working from home...

500
My doctor told me I am going deaf.

That news...

That news was hard to hear...

500
Why is it always hot in the Apple store?

Because...

Because they don't have windows!

500

I got tired of my wife accusing me of mixing up directions.
So I...

So I packed my bags and right

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