Animals
What bird can write?
A PENguin
What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA
Why is the sea so confident?
It is so SHORE of itself
Why was the astronomer so excited?
Their career was looking up
What do you call an envious vegetable?
A JELLYBEAN
What pet do you keep in your car?
A carPET
What happens when a grape gets crushed?
It lets out a little WINE
Why couldn‘t the woman go to the library?
It was fully BOOKED
Why does the maze designer hate their job?
They keep getting lost in their work
Why can’t fish sing?
You can’t TUNA fish
Why did the crab never share?
Because he’s SHELLFISH
What happened to the man who fell at the seafood restaurant?
He pulled a MUSSEL
Why was the boy so excited to see the windmills?
He was a huge FAN
Why did the musician quit their job?
They didn’t find it NOTEWORTHY
What does a house wear?
An ad-DRESS
Why was the owl so lonely?
Because it was OWL by itself
Why was the wedding cake sad?
It was in TIERS
Why is airplane food so bad?
The food served is a little PLANE
Why was the archaeologist sad?
Their career was in RUINS
Where do you take a sickboat?
To the DOC
What did the dolphin say after making a mistake?
I didn’t do it on PORPOISE
What is the most relaxing kind of spaghetti?
SPA-ghetti
Why couldn’t the girl leave the beach?
She was TIDE down
Why did the bank teller quit their job?
They were losing interest
What instrument will never tell the truth?
A LYRE