Animals
What bird can write?
What is a PENguin
What do you call a fake noodle?
What is an IMPASTA
Why is the sea so confident?
What is it is so SHORE of itself
Why was the astronomer so excited?
What is their career was looking up
What do you call an envious vegetable?
What is a JELLYBEAN
What pet do you keep in your car?
What is a carPET
What happens when a grape gets crushed?
What is it lets out a little WINE
Why couldn‘t the woman go to the library?
What is it was fully BOOKED
Why does the maze designer hate their job?
What is they keep getting lost in their work
Why can’t fish sing?
What is you can’t TUNA fish
Why did the crab never share?
What is because he’s SHELLFISH
What happened to the man who fell at the seafood restaurant?
What is he pulled a MUSSEL
Why was the boy so excited to see the windmills?
What is he was a huge FAN
Why did the musician quit their job?
What is they didn’t find it NOTEWORTHY
What’s a garbage collector’s favorite music?
What is Heavy metal.
Why was the owl so lonely?
What is because it was OWL by itself
Why was the wedding cake sad?
What is it was in TIERS
Why is airplane food so bad?
What is the food served is a little PLANE
Why was the archaeologist sad?
What is their career was in RUINS
Where do you take a sickboat?
That is to the DOC
What did the dolphin say after making a mistake?
What is I didn’t do it on PORPOISE
Why did the pepper shaker go to jail?
What is for a-salt with a deadly weapon.
Why couldn’t the girl leave the beach?
What is she was TIDE down
Why did the bank teller quit their job?
What is they were losing interest
What did the soda can say after a breakup?
What is I feel crushed.