Bear
Why was the bear never hungry
because he was always stuffed
What did the mom tell her son before school?
Why did her my best friend's cat not react when she saw me?
She probably thought I looked fur-miliar.
what do you call a dog without legs
it doesnt matter what you call it ... it aint comin
whats yellow and cant swim
a bus full of parapalegic kids
How do bears catch fish?
They use their bear hands
Don't go my heart
( its a food )
bacon
What is a cat's favorite day of the week?
Cat-urday.
how do you know your ugly?
if you always get handed the camera for group photos
why does batman cover half of his face
to let the police know he's white
What did the bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese
What would a cat tell the other if they see someone misbehaving with cats?
You ask them to a-paw-logize
I have many jokes about unemployed people.
guess the joke
Sadly none of them work
why dont white people run from cops
because they are not as fast as black people
What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess
Did I raise you to be a Bar-bear-ian
Bake the world ???
Hint- what did MLK want to do to the world
A batter place
Why do cats always get their way?
They are very purr-suasive!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
my mom beat me with a metal hanger
she switched to a belt after i was born
What did the bear say after looking at his GPS
Give me a second to get my bearings
What did the girl say to her crush?
This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. what was his last wish.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
what do you call 2 lesbians in a closet
a licker (liquor) cabinet