Sports Puns
Music Puns
Work Puns
People Puns
Crime Puns
100
Why is a person not a big fan of archery?
It has too many drawbacks!
100
The concert violinist believed in exercise so he was...
As fit as a fiddle!
100
People who don't like inclosed spaces are more productive thinking...
Outside the box! Ha Ha
100
As a young boy,Brutus's mother often cautioned not to run with...
Ceasers!
100
They won't know who robbed the scotch factory until theycheck the...
Tape!
200
I think my tennis opponent dosen't like my serves because he...
Keeps on returning them! lol
200
Why does my friend like having orchestra at the end of the day?
She likes to end the day on a good note! LOL
200
My job at the concrete plant just seems to get...
Harder and harder!
200
Why wasn't Fred good at wrapping Cristmas presents?
He didn't have the gift! Ha Ha
200
Why do novice pirates make bad singers?
They can't hit the high seas! :)
300
If you're getting worse and worse at skiing,your skills are going...
Downhill! lol
300
Why do cryptographers make terrible drummers?
They just sit there fascinated by all of the cymbles!:)
300
Why do pencil sharpeners have a tough life?
They live off tips
300
What happend when Junior swallowed the watch?
He had to wait to pass the time! lol
300
The new jail tunnel was a ________ success.
Runaway! lol
400
What will happen if you sing while playing baseball?
You won't get a good pitch:0!
400
A boy was practicing the drums in the basement and fell on his head :( What happend to him? (The floor was concrete.)
He got a perccusion!
400
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof! lol lol
400
I heard Einstien got along with his parents...
Relatively speaking! Ha Ha
400
Did you hear about the crime at the parking garage. It was wrong on so many...
Levels! lol
500
What happened when a fisherman tried boxing?
He only threw hooks:)
500
Why did the electric guitarist pass out on stage?
He rocked himself to sleep!
500
After manually rotating the heavy machinery the worker was very...
Cranky! Ha Ha
500
I think Santa Clause has a riverfront property in Brazil because all of our presents came from _______ this year.
Amazon! :)
500
Why was the ink drop sad?
Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!
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