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wild card
100
a gulag is
What is a forced labor camp
100
they do _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in modern china for execution
What is lethal chemical injection?
100
An inspecting commission came to a lunatics asylum. To greet them, a choir of the patients sang a song from a popular movie that says "Oh, how good it is to live in the Soviet land!" The commission noticed that one of the men did not sing. "Why are you not singing?" "I'm not crazy, I'm a nurse here."
What is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
200
a punishment place in siberia
What is gulags
200
_ _ _ _ _ in mouth is in china
What is metal?
200
A delegation of foreign communists came to see a Moscow kindergarten. Before they came, the kids were instructed to answer every question by the visitors with just one sentence, "In the USSR everything is the best in the world." The visitors came and asked their questions: "Children, do you like your kindergarten?" "In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" the kids shouted. "And what about the food you get?" "In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" "Do you like your toys?" "In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" At that, the smallest boy in the group started crying. "Misha, why are you crying? What happened?" "I want to go to the USSR!"
What is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
300
they were _ _ _ _ in russia for execution
What is shot?
300
if you don't have me you got punished
What is red book?
300
if you have me you get killed in both countries and I am expensive
What is rich people stuff
300
were there gulags in china?
What is no?
300
In the Olympics, a Soviet hammer thrower set a new record. Correspondents interviewed him. "How did you manage to hurl that hammer so far?" "If it were together with a _ _ _ _ _ _ , I would send it twice as far."
What is sickle?
400
communist russia doesnt like people
What is getting more money than others
400
the red guard doesn't like you if you are this
What is counter-revolutionist?
400
both nations don't like if you have more of this than others
What is money?
400
what is made in germany and is allowed in russia but is made in china for use in china?
What is car
400
A Briton, a Frenchman, and a ________ are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve. "Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!" "Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!" The _____finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are_______
What is russian
500
w_ d_n't l_k_ y_ _, _nd y_ _ d_n't b_l_ng h_r_
What is foreign currency?
500
y_ _ s_nd l_tt_rs t_ y_ _r g_vrnm_nt _nd th_y t_k_ _ _t y_ _r {_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _}
What is vocal cords?
500
wh_t g_t's y_ _ k_ll_d in both r_ss_ _ _nd ch_n_ _nd _s m_d_ _n _n_th_r c_ _ntry
What is foreign currency?
500
_ w_sn't m_d_ h_r_, b_t _ _m _n c_rt_ _n c_s_s _m _ll_w_d _n r_ss_ _ b_t N_V_R _ll_w_d _n ch_n_
What is goods made out of the country?
500
There was an international competition for the best book about elephants. France submitted a lavishly illustrated volume titled "Love triangles in the elephants' families." England presented a treatise "Elephants and the World Trade." Germany submitted 24 volume set under the title "Introduction into elephantology." The USA furnished one million copies of a leaflet announcing a sweepstakes, "Win an Elephant. No purchase necessary." The USSR sent three volumes, with the following titles, Vol. 1. Role of elephants in the Great October Socialist Revolution. Vol. 2. The happy life of elephants under the sun of the most progressive in the world Soviet Constitution. Vol. 3. Russia - the Motherland of elephants.
What is the best joke about communism ever?
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