Puns and Funny Riddles
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
He Neverlands.
YROSR
Sorry
No matter how far I go, I am always at home. What am I?
A turtle/snail
What can fill a room in an instant, yet take up no space at all?
Light
He doesn't have any hair.
What has rings, but no fingers?
A telephone
LELITT
Little
I can be caught but not thrown. What am I?
A cold
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What has hands but is not living?
A clock
Why do teddy bears never get hungry?
They are always stuffed
TFAS
I have a horn, and I bring milk, but I'm not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck
What needs to be answered, yet never asks any questions?
A doorbell
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
The cowboy's horse is called Friday.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
EGAV
Gave
I run all around the garden, but I never move a single inch. What am I?
A fence
What can you use to see through a wall?
A window
I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. What am I?
A keyboard
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
OTW
I go up and up, but I can never come down. What am I?
Age
Which question can never be answered with "yes"?
Are you asleep?
A man shaves several times every day, but he always goes to bed with a beard. How is this possible?
He is a barber.