Academia
We are all very proud of Pyper for recently completing this degree.
What is Education?
To no one's surprise, this musician is consistently Pyper's #1 artist on Spotify
Who is Taylor Swift?
This group takes second place only the the music industry herself
Who is Mariana's Trench?
This yarn based craft, not to be confused with a different yarn-based craft, is Pyper's favourite hobby other than gaslighting people.
What is Crochet?
What is pink wine?
Pyper does not stand for discrimination against humanities students, and rejects the of pervasiveness of STEM through her major and minor.
What is English and Social Studies?
Released in 2017, this album is Pyper's all time favourite.
What is Reputation?
This artist was the first to break the Taylor Swift trend in Pyper's 2022 Spotify Wrapped.
Who is Maise Peters?
Pyper keeps this crafting tool with her at all times (bonus points if you can guess the colour).
What is a gold crochet hook?
Who is Ophelia?
Pyper did absolutly splendid throughout her IFX located at this academic institution.
What is Aurora Academic Charter School?
Although requested by the children of Riverbend Junior High, Pyper was unfortunately unable to play them her favourite song.
What is Dress?
Although she is the number one hater of men, Pyper leaves room for one musical man (group) in her heart. This song specifically is her favourite.
What is Astoria - Mariana's Trench?
Pyper struggled greatly with this crochet stich earlier this year, it truly was a tumultuous time.
What is the magic circle?
Pyper has had many hyper fixations in her day. This nickelodeon obsessions occurs every two years, but also every day of the year.
What is House of Anubis?
This course, abbreviated as IFX, allows you the opportunity to pay for free labour and merge theory with practice in a school setting.
What is Introductory Field Experience?
This blondie-adjacent New Jersey native has produced many of Pyper's favourite albums.
Who is Jack Antonoff?
Pyper is a very secretive girl and therefore has the vast majority of her playlists on private. Lucky for us there is still this many for the public to enjoy.
Pyper made Alex and Fanni an absolutly wild edible Christmas gift this past year; its byproduct notably nicknamed craft milk.
What is butter?
Pyper follows these signs around the sun, moon, and horizon.
What is an Taurus Sun, Aries Moon, and Cancer Rising?
Pyper hates this subject, and we pray she never has to study, prep, or teach it throughout the rest of her career.
What is Film Studies?
Last year Pyper was in the top 0.01% of listeners for this blonde singer. We are all surprised she isn't the number one listener with this many minutes on Spotify (+/- 5,000)
What is 38,115 minutes?
One of Pyper's favourite coping mechanisms is a constant stream of music. In the year of 2022, Pyper listened to this many minutes (+/- 5,000) on Spotify.
What is 80,113?
Pyper's favourite crochet stich. Period. Either you know it or you don't.
What is v plus shell crochet stich?
A true English major, Pyper holds this Shakespeare play close to her heart (despite the fact we slept through the production of it in New York...oops).
What is As You Like It?