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Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?
Why did the skeleton drink 8 glasses of milk every day?
how do you make a hot dog stand?
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What do you call a stick that won't do anything you want?
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what would we get if we threw all the books into the ocean?
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How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone
why did johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
The carton said to shake well before drinking
what kind of balls don't bounce?
Eyeballs
what do you get when you cross a centipede and a pig?
Bacon and legs
what do you call a liar on the phone?
a telephony
What is the richest type of air?
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what is a baby's favorite reptile?
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why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
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what do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
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who keeps the ocean clean?
what does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
what did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
whoopsie daisies
what is a duck on the fourth of july?
a fire-quacker
what did the baker say when he found the dough he lost?
that's just what i kneaded!
why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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Where do generals keep their armies?
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Why did Jimmy's parents scream when they saw his report card?
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Why did the credit card go to jail?
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why did the flashlight, the camera and remote controlled car attend the funeral?
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