Net Merchant Base
Be United
KPI's
People and Culture
People and Culture pt 2
100

Best sentence to hear when a partner after a successful onboarding

You should come visit the restaurant!

100

Our favourite monthly monologue 

Martin's KPI Briefing 

100

What saves the most time during onboarding?

When partners pick up the phone
BUT ACTUALLY IT'S SELF SERVE OBT FLOW WOOP

100

What task does Karo miss the most?

Feedback Calls

100

One of the best ways to start the morning

Tima's electric energy


200

This is a response from a partner when we ask them to pay an invoice

No I will not pay

200

What was the best thing shared in the recent All Hands?

Fortnightly Monday Off! Wooop! 

200

Best process improvement of the year

self service!

200

This person gives probably the most corporate answers anyone has ever heard (political correctness fears him)

Bruno

200

Who is too cool for the kick off calls?

Noah :))))

300

Best feeling/response when starting the conversation with a partner

'Hey Connor, hope you're good, how's the family? How's Duncan?'

(general chit chat before getting down to biz)

300

What's our favourite trainings?

Infosec :) 

300

This is the best partner and debt collector duo we have

Connor and Hawksmoor

300

Who is the most popular side character in our morning calls?

Connors driving instructor: Duncan

300

What's the best thing about having Martin as a boss?

His cat Nico (and his good chat)

400

What is sometimes the response when minimum contract term is mentioned in CV?

I was told I can cancel at anytime

400

Our previous favourite weekend past time 

Sunsetting Saturday Support

400

Who is our resident Call Queen?

Siiri aka Siirpa

400

What diagram is commonly used by Hide and Yuki in 99% of All-Hands?

Bow tie chart

400

What tradition do we need to bring back in 2025 Friday calls?

Julia's Joke of the Week!


500

The usual response when you say ' This is X from Quandoo ' 

table for 4? What time?

500

What made everyone's Friday the bestest Friday ever this year?

Billing Issue 09.24 

500

What is Western Europe's biggest achievement this (and every) year globally?

Maintaining the lowest Churn Ratio around !!

500

What engages us all the most in the morning call?

Sarah's incredible stories

500

What are we all looking forward to the most in the coming year?

More face to face meet ups! :D

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