Thanksgiving Humor
This side of the turkey has the most feathers.
What is the outside?
This person was thankful that she gave birth to the Son of God.
Who is Mary?
This is the most popular food eaten at Thanksgiving.
What is turkey?
This NFL team has played almost every Thanksgiving Day since 1934.
Who is the Detroit Lions?
The first Midweek Advent service date and the classes leading the service.
What is November 30 / Pre-kindergarten and Kindergarten?
The sound of a turkey's phone ringtone.
What is wing, wing?
This person gave thanks to God before breaking and distributing 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.
Who is Jesus?
This is what John the Baptist ate.
(Mark 1:6)
What is locusts and wild honey?
This is the number of balloons/floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What is 28?
Beautiful Savior's 2022-2023 school year theme and theme verse.
What is Connected in Christ / Ephesians 4:4-6?
You get this when you cross a turkey with a centipede.
What is drumsticks for everyone?
This person was thankful because God saved him and his family from the flood.
Who is Noah?
This meat is the most popular alternative to turkey on Thanksgiving.
What is ham?
This ex-Lions quarterback holds the record for the most passing yards on Thanksgiving Day.
Who is Matthew Stafford?
The theme word for November (chapel and Faith Fridays).
What is thankfulness?
This is what sweet potatoes wear to bed.
What are yammies?
This person gave thanks to God after defeating the Philistines.
Who is King David?
This is the favorite Thanksgiving side dish in the United States.
What is stuffing?
This is the oldest, most reoccurring float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What is Tom Turkey?
Mrs. Wolff's favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal.
What is everybody around one big table?
This is what you call a turkey's evil twin.
What is a gobbleganger? or gobblegangster?
This lady was the mother of John the Baptist and was thankful that God took away her infertility.
Who is Elizabeth?
This was not on the menu at the first Thanksgiving.
What is turkey?
This is the year of the FIRST Thanksgiving.
What is 1621?
Pastor Schmidt has added these to his family and they will be at Thanksgiving dinner.
What is two kittens?