Riddles
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
Most dogs like me only have 30% hearing in each ear. What am I?
A dalmatian
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What runs but never gets tired?
A water faucet
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
What do you get if you cross a marigold with a sheepdog?
A collie-flower!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
What is orange in color, green on top, and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
What kind of dog is always on time?
A watchdog!
What has many keys but doesn't open doors?
A piano
I have no legs. I will never walk but always run. What am I?
A river
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers
What has many ears but cannot hear?
Corn
What breed of dog loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie!
I have wings, I am able to fly, I'm not a bird yet I soar high in the sky. What am I?
An airplane
What do you call a chihuahua in the summer?
A hot dog
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs
Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, hard all around. What am I?
A bed
What do a tree and a dog have in common?
Lots of bark!
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear