This is the occupation I wanted as a child.
What is teacher, veterinarian, actor, or missionary?
This whimsical character was the inspiration behind the name of my cat, Chess.
Who is the Cheshire Cat?
This is the movie I bought two wasted tickets for because I got stood up for a date.
What is Wonka?
This incident in 2018 resulted in me having to get 10 stitches.
What is a dog attack?
This A-list actor was my first major celebrity crush.
Who is Johnny Depp?
These imaginary flavorings I used on my food as a child were shaped like M&Ms and could come in any flavor.
What are Fargnots?
A Chevrolet SUV model is the inspiration of this cat's name, given that he was found underneath one.
Who is Tahoe?
This 80's teen movie was on the first time someone went down on me.
What is Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
This hormonal medical condition is the cause of the worst pain I've ever felt.
What is polycystic ovary syndrome, or PCOS?
This fantasy film is the only movie I've seen in theaters more than once.
What is The Return of the King
Being as I was conceived in sin, this is the age I was when my parents got married.
What is 4 months?
Out of the following, this is the only pet name my family has not used:
1. Annie 2. Bobby 3. Lily 4. Lizzie 5. Nicky
What is Lily?
This three letter name belongs to the last person I kissed.
Who is Lux?
An infection of this organ in the sixth grade caused a lot of embarrassment from urinary mishaps.
What is the kidneys?
This western state is where my mom was raised and where I was born.
What is Colorado?
This is the name of my first ever crush in kindergarten, shared by someone who used to work at Saddlecreek.
What is Andrew?
Named after a character from The Lion King 2, this cat had FIV.
Who is Kovu?
Out of the following, this is the only one I have not dated:
1. Elliott 2. Ian 3. Anna 4. Don 5. Cynthia 6. Joe 7. Sam 8. Bruno
Who is Sam?
This kitchen mishap resulted in skin glue in the ER and a scar by my fingernail.
What is slicing myself with a cat food can?
I got my name from Christian Bale's character in this 2002 post-apocalyptic movie.
What is Reign of Fire?
In an elementary school Christmas pageant, I had a small solo in this song.
What is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
My family took care of this stray dog, named after a kind of sandwich, for a short period when I was little.
Who is Sloppy Joe?
This Latin country was home to my first internet boyfriend.
What is Brazil?
This birth defect was discovered as a teen when I got x-rays after a bad fall while roller blading.
What is spina bifida?
This is the total number of schools I've attended, including college.
What is 5?