Holy Guacamole Batman!
With great power comes great responsibility.
Who is Spiderman?
This DC native holds the most Olympic medals of any American woman in Olympic history.
Who is Katie Ledecky?
14 Olympic medals, 9 gold
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Jimi Hendrix
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Originally a Broadway musical, the 1961 film, West Side Story, adapted this Shakespeare tragedy.
What is Romeo and Juliet?
Prince of Mirkwood, feller of Oliphants, and friend of Gimli.
Who is Legolas?
I can do this all day.
Who is Captain America?
This NFL wide receiver holds the all-time record for career receiving yards.
Who is Jerry Rice?
22,895 yards
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeee
Queen
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me?
Now the highest grossing Broadway musical of all time, Disney's 1994 film, The Lion King, is an adaptation of this Shakespeare tragedy.
What is Hamlet?
A free elf (and lover of socks).
Who is Dobby?
Booyah
Who is Cyborg?
This NBA player holds the record for the most MVP awards.
Who is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? (6 times)
Here we are now, in containers
Nirvana
Here we are now, entertain us?
Starring Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles, the 1999 classic, 10 Things I Hate About You is an adaptation of this Shakesepeare comedy.
What is Taming of the Shrew?
A grown man who dresses like an elf and thinks that he's an elf.
Who is Buddy?
In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight
Who is Green Lantern?
The only player to score in the Premier League, Championship League, League One, League Two, FA Cup, League Cup, Football League Trophy, FA Trophy, UEFA Champions League, UEFA Europa League, Scottish Cup, Scottish League Cup, the Scottish Premier League, the Conference National, Conference South, Southern Leage Premier Central, Isthmian League North Division, A-League, and the Indian Super League.
Who is Gary Hooper?
All the lonely starbucks lovers
Taylor Swift
Got a long list of ex-lovers?
With a runtime of almost 3 hours, Ran, directed by legendary Japanese filmmaker, Akira Kurosawa, adapts this Shakespeare tragedy.
What is King Lear?
Although he's not techincally an elf, this iconic video game character's pointy ears, green cap, and archery skills suggest otherwise.
Who is Link? (technically a Hylian)
Eeeevil!
Who is Mermaid Man (and Barnacle Boy)?
This Canadian forward is the world's all-time leader for international goals in football (soccer).
Who is Christine Sinclair? (190 goals)
A year has passed since I broke my nose
The Police
A year has passed since I wrote my note
The 1956 Sci-Fi classic, The Forbidden Planet, is credited with having the first entirely electronic soundtrack, and is a loose adaptation of this Shakespeare play, which is considered both comedy and tragedy.
What is The Tempest?
Though technically a half-elf, he is the keeper of Vilya, the Ring of Air, and master of Rivendell.
Who is Elrond?