Schizo
Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club.
Pokemon
Name the funny method
Noose
Animal cult conspires to keep local human as wage slave.
Animal Crossing
What is the price of collector?
3000
An anthropomorphic dinosaur attempts to murder two plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
Mario kart
Schizophrenic wakes up in a weird bathtub and is told by a dead guy that he needs to find his four dead friends and save his daughter, who is over 100 years old
BOTW
Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals.
Crash Bandicoot
Have you played fortnite?
Yes -500
No + 500