Freshman Year
The only reason I didn’t kill myself here, is that I stopped at Starbucks.
Mr. Brudz
Nobody cares.
Ms. Thona
Like girl I hope you get Covid before everyone else.
Christina
AVERY YOU NEVER SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP. YOU NEVER STOP TALKING!!!
Christian
I like drama. I feast off of it.
Mr. Burby
I don’t…..own clothes
Brianna
I am worried about your type. It’s nerdy vomit leapers.
Lily
Now I’m bombarded with guys in tight pants.
Mary
Oh no!! I didn’t get my dose of Mama Noryk today!
Urb J
Well she’s definitely NOT a shrew.
Gio
Well I mean, I can’t give Jesus back.
Marissa
Alcohol. Alcohol is what I need.
Anna Maria
And he was never going to marry her, because she was just the side piece.
Mrs. Miller
What? He's not gay, he’s just a buff, hot Italian man.
Igor
I was never a lady’s man, but I know the lingo.
Fr. Matt
I didn’t enjoy the holocaust.
Mr. Link
THIS IS NOT DIY. THIS IS NOT A DIY BLOOD DRIVE.
Ms. Kirsche
How does it feel to be disabled?
Igor
How do you know I’m not already Amish??
B-ray
I want a girl to talk to me the way Igor talks to me.
Matt
Woah. Sister snatched.
Marissa
We are all going to die from Fentanyl poisoning.
Gio
I’m trolling. I’m so trolling.
Mrs. Schneider
She lost her sugar baby!
Mr. Healey
I’d rather electrocute myself than teach that class. That sounds bad but it’s true.
Ms. Oei