"Go home and eat a turkey bro"
Melanie
"Guys did I lose my pants?"
Sadie
"Down in Georgia"
Price
Tickling
Which two friends originally said the word "Brusca"
Sam and Melanie
"I could tickle you for 30 seconds and you could squirt that for 2 minutes"
Kristen
"If anyone is ever attacking you, SLIT their jugular vein and they'll DIE"
Fields
"When I die... that's it"
Erica
Game card: Name the brand that guaranteed its products were baked the little old bake shop way. Sam: "_____"
Easy bake
"My brother said I was on the spectrum today" "Is he wrong?" "no"
Melanie and Kenzie
"I wanna poke your eye right now, it looks so vulnerable"
Kenzie
"He's one fart away from being paralyzed"
Karen
"I'm a bleeder"
Sam
Melanie: "You're my best friend and I love you so much! Unrelated question- can I have a ___?"
Runt
"He's someone I'd hardcore bonk" "Bonk? you mean boink?"
Kristen and Erica
"He's illegally blind"
Erica
"Im dabalicious"
Scott
"Are they peeing rocks"
Kenzie
Someone: "Why did you sneeze like that?" Sam: "I had ___ in my throat and I didn't want to throw it up"
Tot
"You have crumbs on your chin" "No I don't. It's my beard"
Melanie and Sam
"Are we getting them from the back or from the front?"
Kristen
"GET A FREAKING NAPKIN! I DON'T CARE!"
Wesley
"Oh I forgot about women"
Sam
Kristen: "I'm not scared... I'm just ______"
affected
"Can it be a big toe?" "Yes" "Ok then I'll do a pointer finger"
Kenzie and Melanie