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Blank: Mr Mota's going to take us out clubbing.
Mr Mota: No, you're going to take me out clubbing.
Who is Logan?
Today is Gandhi’s Birthday. We’re not allowed to talk about the British
Who is Aditi
Do you have pigeons you love as a woman
Meredith
I bet he had really muscley toes.
Log sg
I feel like we under-appreciate the beauty of our insanity
Who is Aditi
I’m not anti-vaccine; I’m pro-polio
Who is Mr Mota
What if all of our joints were ball and socket
Who is Holly
*while examining a bone* It’s like an instrument
Who josis
?: “You may be wondering what my grudge against the British is.
??: What is it?
?: I don’t know.
Who is Aditi and Josie?
Mr. Carter: Modelo.
?: Modelo.
Mr. Carter: Unidos Naciones.
?: Unido-WHOA.
Josay
Nuke the ducks
Rachael 😒
Could you cook a chicken by slapping it really fast? The answer is technically yes…
Mr Simons who is
The synovial fluid between your bones is about the consistency of an egg white.
Maybe if we shake it up we could make some kind of meringue…
Who Wyatt is that who
What if our ribcage went all the way down..?
Who is Wyatt
Brett: He ignored me like everyone else does
2: What'd you say Brett?
Josie who is that
My boi oxygen letting me breathe and stuff...that's cool
Who is Wyatt
Y'all give me babies
Wyatt
All Indian 9 year olds look the same
Aditi
1: *talking about Sander’s Sides* “I mean this in the best way possible, but wouldn’t you have to have a pretty big ego to make a show, all about different sides of yourself?”
Holly: “Yeah, pretty much, but everyone has a bit of an ego
2: “I don’t have an ego.”
Everyone: *starts laughing*
Holly: “That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.”
Wyatt, Brett
Actually, I think that that vertebrae belongs to the horse.
*pushes the vertebrae into the horse’s skull*
Yup, that’s the horse’s.
Who is Mr Simons
Words hurt more than the coronavirus
Who is Brett
Josie: “Alright, I gotta go to Chipotle.”
2: “Don’t forget my large cup of salsa!”
Josie: “Alright, Brett You want a large cup of queso?”
3: “Sure.”
4: “Hey Josie, I'm on a diet, can I have one lettuce leaf, please?”
Josie: “Since I’m getting a large cup of salsa, and a large cup of queso, does anyone want a large cup of chips?”
5: “No, but I’ll have a large cup of guac.”
4: “I’ll have a water cup of chips.”
5: “I'm pretty sure that's not in your diet.”
Josie: “Alright so I'm gonna get a large cup of salsa, a large cup of queso, one leaf of lettuce and a water cup of chips, and a large cup of guac.”
Logan, Brett, Meredith, Holly
1: “I like your hair Josie!”
2: “You’re only saying that because you’re a lesbian”
Meredith, Josie
1: We know what we have to do.
2: We’re going to buy the president.
Everyone: *bursts into laughter*
Andrew Carniege and J.P. Morgan
1:The compound fracture looks like a tectonic plate.
2: I don’t like that comparison…
1: ...and when they collide, they make a mountain range…
Who is Wyatt and Holly