“An Oompa Loompa tree.”
Nella
“Never drink green liquids. Bye you lesbians.”
- Random Homeless Man
Elizabeth: Help! Nella: You’re naked I can’t help you!!!
Elizabeth in the shower
Nella: “Oh my god she has an entire cucumber.”
Claire
Gracia: “I like the way the back of people’s _____ feel.”
Knees
It’s because he’s large. He frequently thinks about food.
Charis
“But now I know what it is. I don’t want to be…deceitful.”
Lexi
Jill: “Running through the streets with cheese fries.”
NYC
Gracia: “This is our last first opening night, so shut up and let me touch you.”
Lydia
Elizabeth: what religion is that? Stupidity? Emily: _______
Delusion
“No amount of school spirit is gonna win this football game.”
Elizabeth
“WANNA MAKEOUT??”
Grant
“Gracia; I'm going to slap you with this cold piece of pizza and it ain't going to feel very nice”
Cast party
Nella: “He doesn’t need to smile more he just needs to talk less”
Grant
Gracia: Maybe I’m having miscarriages… Lydia: From who…? Gracia: ______
Matthew Gray Gubler
“It is way too big to fit in my mouth.”
Charis
“ A purple liquid fell out of the sky. Maybe it was Marty’s underwear…”
Lydia
Emily: “I am unused bank.”
Bus 🚎
“I hope she loses her bag. -Emily I hope she loses her phone -Nella I hope she loses her voice and can never speak again.”-Elizabeth
Claire
Elizabeth: “Only you and my _________ know how big I am.”
Seamstress
“I know you’d love to suck my middle finger.”
Nella
“ I like to squat. Cooper knows that…”
Mr Carrol
Landon: “Someone drew a mustache on me and called me Hitler”
Musical
Landon: “is your mom single?”
Denise
Grant: “I just got a ___ in my mouth.”
Toe