one-liners
"she windows on my micro till it's soft" —?
"she windows on my micro till it's soft" —river
"i have no pants on. anyways, you wanna come in?" —?
"i have no pants on. anyways, you wanna come in?" —holiday
"yo the bible is like actually fire. like i'm talking about world-building." —?
"yo the bible is like actually fire. like i'm talking about world-building." —sydney
?: i think im demisexual. it's like wifi—you have to connect first.
?: well, i’ll be your hotspot.
sydney: i think im demisexual. it's like wifi—you have to connect first.
holiday: well, i’ll be your hotspot
"petition to cancel babies" —?
"petition to cancel babies" —sienna
"that is for later. now we are doing slay things" —?
"that is for later. now we are doing slay things" —penelope
"you know at this point the grass touches me" —?
"you know at this point the grass touches me" —river
?: my dad shot a beetle and gave it to me once
?: WHAT?? YOUR DAD KILLED JOHN LENNON??
sienna: my dad shot a beetle and gave it to me once
river: WHAT?? YOUR DAD KILLED JOHN LENNON??
"is that a costume or are you just old?" —?
"is that a costume or are you just old?" —nora
"my mom started making up slurs about me" —?
"my mom started making up slurs about me" —sydney
"this is an american noodle. i can tell because it tastes like a noodle" —?
"this is an american noodle. i can tell because it tastes like a noodle" —sienna
?: i forgot you can't make 9/11 jokes on air
?: especially not in the air
sydney: i forgot you can't make 9/11 jokes on air
sienna: especially not in the air
"my ailment is bitterness" —?
"my ailment is bitterness" —penelope
"[points at napkin] is anyone gonna eat these?" —?
"[points at napkin] is anyone gonna eat these?" —nora
"i think my blood is 60% midol" —?
"i think my blood is 60% midol" —holiday
?: i can't bike
?: oh :0
?: sorry to trauma dump on you
nora: i can't bike
sienna: oh :0
nora: sorry to trauma dump on you
"i am a bird inside of a fish cage" —?
"i am a bird inside of a fish cage" —sydney
"i be out here clicking predictive text in my head" —?
"i be out here clicking predictive text in my head" —sienna
"i wanna tan my balls one day" —?
"i wanna tan my balls one day" —penelope
?: i can't run.
?: can't run, can't hide...gingerbread man style.
river: i can't run.
penelope: can't run, can't hide...gingerbread man style.