Dubiously Cancellable
"you gotta be a hot woman like me"
When is Josh?
“i have waterboarded people. i have been waterboarded”
Who is Amanda?
"what is going ___" - angela
who is Ahn?
"im pregnant"
WHO IS REAL
"there are two different types of transformer; decepticon, and autobot!"
Why is Struik?
“Name a country that starts with A but doesn’t end with A”
“Alberta?”
How is Roy?
“i can put my tomato to sleep”
Why is Christie?
"i love ________... i really love ________" - warren
WHO IS GAMBLING?
"I love drinking and driving"
FAKE
"Science Academy students, don't have a great track record of empathetic skills"
When is Ms. Desrochers?
“Do you mind if I touch your face, even briefly?”
Why is Angela?
"KIRBY IS SO FINEEEE"
Why is Mary?
“I can name a _____!” - Warren saying defensively
Where is Women?
"I will turn you into a popsicle"
"Do you guys have no life or something?"
What is Mr. Ahn (ouch)
“I wish I had a drinking problem, it would make life more interesting”
What is Warren?
“I love your bumpy head”
How is Liwen?
"did i just commit _____? ... that's funny" - amanda
What is fraud?
"if i have a kid im gonna name him obama"
REAL
"I cut your head off" __ _____ to Selina Li
When is Ms. Davis?
“professor i have an inquiry… will you go out with me”
WHAT IS SELINA C
"I f*ck with china fr"
Why is Dhruv?
"you see i'm quite a big fan of __________ at this point" - anabelle
Who is Communism?
"I'm not the integrator that I once was"
REAL
“Are you an oil boy?”
WHO IS MR. HO?