"Today will be known as the Ninjago incident."
Who is Jace
May
"Calliou deserves to be publicly executed."
Who is Jace.
April
"I am asking you to do something difficult, not impossible."
Who is Mr. P
October
"Promise I won't rizz you up."
April
Who is Piper
September
"JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB"
Who are Jace, Josh, and Shaemus
March
"One day you'll work for me."
Who is Andrew
October
"Ranch goes in your body, not on your body."
Who is Ms. Wheaton
October
"Whose freak level is more infinite? Jace or Leland?"
Who is Mr. P
October
"Take a good look at me! I am literally LeBron!"
Who is Jace
April
"I am Sped. I can't turn my Sped off."
Who is Jace.
November
"I can't get my wisdom teeth pulled. My dad and I need to chew on sticks!"
Who is Josh
March
"I am like Syphillis, I just keep pushing that rock up the hill."
Who is Jace
March
"She's thick! I can't help it!"
Who is Mrs. Riel
November
"What kind of cloud is that?"
"MUSHROOM!"
Who are Mr. P and Jace
October
"Whoa! She is thick!"
Who is Mr. G
November
"I laced my breakfast spaghetti with something."
Who is Jace
April
"Why was the broom in room 3?"
"I was driving semi."
Who are Mr. P and Josh
December
"Zest on my friend"
Who is Mr. P
November
"Why is his hat so big?"
Who is Mrs. Riel
October
"I hate it! It makes me feel too clean!"
October
"You are Fart Hitler."
Who is Mr. P
May
"Don't eat the trash gum."
Who is Mrs. Riel
March
"I've never had a crush on a teacher, but I have had a crush on a car."
March
"Discus is just clever letting go."
Ms. Wheaton
April