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"do i call my yoga teacher professor?"
sarah
1/16/23
"i'm not hitler. i'm a mistake"
faaris (duh)
4/25/25
"when is brodie... i mean broda soda..."
iman
5/8/26
"I can't BREATHE around nile"
riya
8/26/23
"as colonized people, we should have a favorite colonizer."
iman
11/29/23
"she's a family friend, but she's not that friendly."
sarah
2/22/25
"you look like a liberal in that mask"
faaris
4/24/24
"isn't it too early for mocktails?"
iman
4/28/23
"they shouldn't deny me sensory room"
10/23/24
"she said 'girth,' and ayman was like, 'freak,' and then she said 'girthy'"
iman (about amara)
5/28/26
"in this environment, it is so easy to support bodacity."
ali
9/25/24
"i can acknowledge that the grade was a problem, the face was not."
iman (about joseph HANNA)
1/10/24
"i only peed in middle school. i haven't peed since."
amara
4/7/25
"our MSA is pretty scandalous. we're just going to a boy's birthday party"
iman
10/25/25
"get ready and powder up, because we're going to be sweating"
iman
5/12/26
"i think i'm approachable, because people always approach me."
iman
3/15/24
"illicit den, extremely lowkey. slash shisha night."
riya
4/20/24
"when you got your period, i said 'shoot, i'm gonna smell her pheromones...'"
amara (who else?)
3/18/26
"balls out. our balls need to be in. they're creaming us"
riya
4/25/26
"And here *points to our shelf*... a locomotive."
iman
11/14/25
"someone said, 'oh it's your last Ramadan,' and i was like, 'i sure hope not!'"
faaris
3/18/26
"mashallah mashallah mashallah... he's BIIIIG."
amara
1/9/26
"i have to go to three pakistani weddings over break. this isn't a break, this is torture."
rayan
12/05/24
"every time he sees a work order from us, he eats his koobideh"
iman
1/21/26
"i guess at 4:30am on whatever day we'll be doing this, i'll be wearing a bra. somebody shoot me"
iman
2/17/26