Funny
"Holy crumb cakes! I feel so Amish right now! *While throwing it back on all fours*"
Orlando, Quinton, Quintavious, etc
(Cleaning a western swing poster while everyone else was dancing and Mrs.S was filming)
"Anyone who wears a helmet is instantly thirst trap worthy"
MadD (coz you got one ;) )
(Chasing down a guy [12 year old boy] on a fourwheeler)
"LISTEN I wore a suit! Freaking BUSINESS ATTIRE"
Maddie Rose Sanders
(Talking abt her relationship with the perverted ginger)
Skisofrenik
Spasm
(Texting the WPM groupchat)
"And then it was gone... and it wasn't as deep anymore"
Jayda JoeLee Mattson :)
(talking abt the peenar snipper man in math class)
"YOU COULD HAVE HAD A BABY IN THOSE THREE MONTHS"
Maddison
(Talking abt my situationship)
"Are they fighting or are they..."
J
(Romance books)
"You're not my mom... you're not my mommmm... I want it OPEN"
Jade
(I told her to close her legs)
"Can I get a Cheese Murger Beal with skinny fries?"
Jared
(McDonalds after she hit an already dead cat)
"How about we just ban it?? Everyone's fitness will *SHABOW* Everyone's weight *SHABOW* everyone's muscle gain *WhoOop*"
King Jaulian
(Banning sugar)
"Next time we debrief you better be dating or I'll debrief you off a cliff"
Madeline
(Mr. Hammerhead)
"I'll only throw it back on men. NOT boys..."
James ex baby girl
(we were talking about throwing it back... smt tripper related??)
"I'll give you a better beating than those Nazis"
Memaw <3
(Threatening after watching a holocaust play)
"Let me be independance!"
Mad..ly in love with you
(I tried to help her)
"Chattahoochie close yo coochie girl *Singsongy*"
Jars
(Maple peed on the carpet... again)
"If your going to do something stupid at least let me in on it so I can join"
Jada
(I was telling her abt something dumb I did at school)
"I'll manspread you"
Mads
(Spreading my legs for some reason??)
"STOP TOUCHING ME!! ...aaauueh"
Jaydabug
(I was tickling her)
"100 persleep acent"
Yours truly
(I just woke up and called jayda bc I missed her call)
"I saw him skippy doo da day into the horizon"
Jay
(Seeing alec walk away during state drama)
"Don't be lost... find your way"
A witch
(play practice for little women)
"No he didn't have a Burke booty"
Em
(Brainstorming abt fourwheeler dude)
"I hear his engine like a whisper in the wind"
ME
(Chasing down a child)
Fire Warner
JD
(Trying to tell me abt a fire alarm)
"Maybe in the light..."
our resident member of the big booby band
(Talking abt how my popcorn popit looked like a condom)