teachers
im about to unload
b smit
i am in fact not a subway sandwich
jess
(in a chinese accent) you order car, i ship to you
jess's mom
your hair looks like a cat tail
grace
hey girl, your skin is glowing
mrs partlow
screwdriver, more like judedriver
jude
i was think about your legs
miss wilson
im scared to go to colleg because i cant touch people
sarah h
i think hes a lil sus
mommy miller
ITS A DURAG, ITS A DURAG
lacey
mommy fiesty is feeling a little fiesty right now
karina's mom
stop chick fil a-ing me
juliet
we need STRONG FEMALES
b smit
hes jaywalking, hes gonna get deported
lyla
i collected all my bananas
jess's mom
my muscles are bigger than his and you are not swooning over me
julia
id have to say, looking at her, Caucasian
casey george
im not gay i love women
walter
let the lord be your red bull
zach smith
cody reader