Napoleon Dynamite
Whatever I feel like _____ do, ____!
-Napoleon
What is: "wanna, gosh"
“_____ skills...______ skills… _______ ______ skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have ____ ____!”
What is "Nunchuck, bowhunting, computer hacking, great, skills"
"Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been ___ online with ________ all day."
What is "chatting, hot babes"
Give me some of your ___!
What is "tots"
Your mom goes to college
"“It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a ____ and a ____ mixed… bred for its _____ in _____.”
What is: "Lion, Tiger, skills, magic"
"I will ____ her a cake or something."
-Pedro
“Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me ‘______.’”
What is "salvivate"
"I told you, I spent it in ____ with my Uncle hunting ____."
What is "Alaska, wolverines"
Heck yes, I'd vote for you
What is Napoleon
Tina, you fat ___, come eat your dinner!
What is "Lard"
"But my ____ hurt ___ ___!"
-Napoleon
What is "lips, real, bad"
"Besides, we both know I'm training to become a ___ ______."
What is "cage fighter"
"I wish you'd ___ ____ of my ___ and ___ up."
-Napoleon
What is "get, out, life, shut"
"Just follow your heart. That's what I do."
What is Napoleon
"___...yes...___"
What is "Yes, yes"
"___."
-Pedro
What is "no."
"Knock it off, Napoleon! ___ yourself a dang ______!"
-Mom
"You've been _____ all our lives and ____ all our ____."
-Napoleon
Give me some of your tots
What is Randy
"It took me like three hours to ___________________. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”
What is "finish the shading on your upper lip"
"____!"
-Napoleon
What is "gosh"
"Your ___ goes to ____. Psh."
-The Best Kip
"This is pretty much the ____ video ever ____."
What is "worst, made"
"Now just imagine you're weightless. In the middle of the ocean. Surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
What is Uncle Rico