Staff Quotes
“So in good news, a 4 month old baby was sucked up in a tornado.”
-Esa
“Oh joy, trash!”
“Oh joy, Deb!“
-Sarah
-Katie
“If i put it this way, I can fit more slugcats!“
-Eleanor
“I would enjoy dissecting a skinwalker.”
-Sarah
“Apologizes, I had to call some people gay.”
-Sarah
“Dollar and cents are split up, theyre not engaged.”
-Tom
“Food is not plastic!”
“The Kardashians are!”
-Katie
-Julia
“Can I milk you?”
-Madeline
“Jordan who is the intern who looks like you but in a different font?“
-Beck
“Yo, im in the quotes channel.”
-Daniel
”Preferably Michael because he’s racist.”
-Jordan
“Stop looking at creepypasta fan art!”
“I can’t help it it’s sucking me in!”
-Madeline
-Lynn
“Its not that triggering, he just doesn’t have a head!”
-Skarn
“This school is… different.”
-Maya
“Give me your uterus!”
-Madeline
“If you don’t like it go complain on the internet.”
-Kevin
“Im just deep in general.”
“Deep inside your mom.”
-Ava
-Julia
“i’d like to thank myself for killing another ginger!“
-Fynn
“Eat me like a dorito.”
-Katie
“This just in, eating too many sun chips makes you emo!”
-Ava
“Declan, can you pass out?“
-Deb
“Her voice box isn’t functioning!”
“Like me!“
-Skarn
-Katie
“I just added a smiley face, maybe she called 911.”
-Katie
“Sometimes I forget it’s raining fire.”
-Austin
“I love when you caress yourself like that.”
-Ryan