Movies
I chuckle in the visage of danger!
Lion King
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Juliet
Gesturing with my cranium like AYE, rapidly positioning my pelvic arch like AYE.
Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus
Mercutio and Tybalt die
Act 3, Scene 1
We wast on a breaketh!
Friends
Thither's whispers, In the tweetosphere, And if 't be true mine officers art did do catch giving alcohol to the minors, the'll findeth themselves in prison, with a snorkel duck-taped to their that from which we speaketh
21 Jump Street
Two such opposed kings encamp them still / In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will
Friar Lawrence
Arise in the morn feeling similar to the way Sean Coombs doth.
Tik Tok - Kesha
Capulet parents inform Juliet she is to marry Paris
Act 3, Scene 5
Would I rather beest feared or showered by the heart? Easy. Both. I wanteth people to fear how much they doth love me.
The Office
Cease bethinking about what I wanteth, what he wanteth, what thy parents wanteth. What doth thou wanteth?
The Notebook
There is no world without Verona walls / But purgatory, torture, hell itself:
Romeo
Can't very much trust nobody with all this jewelry on thou mine roof behold like a nay-bewray, did get diamonds by the boatload
Psycho - Post Malone
Romeo meets Juliet for the first time
Act 1, Scene 5
Thou did want heat of embers? My most humble apology, mine speciality is water frozen
Riverdale
Words art, in mine humblest of opinion, our most inexhaustible source of charm. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying 't.
(Bonus 400 if you can name which one)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
Then hie you hence to Friar Lawrence' cell / There stays a husband to make you a wife
Nurse
If by chance thou beest fond of it, thou should've adorned it with thy golden hoop.
Single Ladies - Beyonce
First appearance of Friar Lawrence
Act 2, Scene 3
Companions do not speaketh ill-truths.
Stranger Things
Doth I very much behold like a guy with a purpose? thee knoweth what I am? lest I be a dog chasing vehicles. I wouldn't knoweth what to doth with one if 't be true I hath caught t! thee knoweth, I just... doth things.
The Dark Knight
...get thee to church on a'Thursday / Or never after look me in the face. / Speak not, reply not, do not answer me!
Capulet
Thou trade thy passion for glorious tidings, don't loseth thy grip on the dreams of the past thou wilt mortal arbitrament just to keepeth those folk alive
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
Peter makes his first appearance
Act 2, Scene 4
Thou cans't have soup! Return henceforth in one year.
Seinfeld