HE'S A CLOWN
IF I'M BEING HONEST
THE REALITY IS...
THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT
Good Stuff!
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Every day

What is How often does John call someone a clown?

100

The Best Gift JR's ever gotten

What is a World Globe

100

John's family has a nickname for John... 

What is "Johnny"

100

John's favorite saying to his son when he's buying him something?

What is "my dad never did this for me!"

100

John's favorite pasttime

what is laying on the beach

200

John's least favorite season

what is winter
200

Age 12

When is the first time Johnny was drunk?

200
Age 14

How old was John when he stole his mom's car

200

What kind of car did John steal from his mom when he was 14?

What is a Chevy Chevette

200

john's second-favorite pastime

what is model trains?

300

John's brothers used to do this to tease him

What is locking him in the closet

300

Who are we meeting with again?

What is something John says before client meetings

300

The Drive-In

What is one of John's first jobs

300

Something John had to pick up from a client because it smelled

What is "a chair"

300

John's favorite lunch

What is Peanut Butter and Jelly

400

A salad will never have this in it if John's eating it

What is onion

400

John's favorite vacation spot

What is Florida

400

John's Age

What is 50

400

John's least favorite hobby

What is Reading

400

John's Favorite Movie

What is The Godfather?

500

Where John took his passive aggressive grievances of Mary, out on Mary

What is Whirlyball

500

John's favorite sport

What is Golf?

500

It's besides the point.....

What is "that's"

500

John's favorite boss

Who is Shilpi?

500

John's Favorite Food?

What is ITALIAN!

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