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Which of these is NOT a real lie that Rachel believed as a child?
A. If you kiss a boy you will instantly throw up (sorry Jordan)
B. If you swallow a watermelon seed, you’ll grow a watermelon in your stomach. Yes, an entire watermelon
C. If you cross your eyes they will get stuck that way
D. Beta fishes can change colors (narrator: the fish died and Dad bought a new one)
B. If you swallow a watermelon seed, you’ll grow a watermelon in your stomach. Yes, an entire watermelon
How did Rachel and Jordan meet?
A. At a bar
B. Hinge
C. J-Swipe
D. At a music festival (CRSSD)
C. J-Swipe
What was Rachel’s favorite Disney movie growing up?
A. Sleeping Beauty
B. Hercules
C. Mulan
D. Cinderella
B. Hercules
What *scandalous* thing did Rachel do at her Bat Mitzvah?
A. Snuck a glass of wine from her mom
B. Slow danced with her middle school boyfriend
C. Swapped the Torah reading for lyrics to Crank That Soulja Boy
D. Swapped the salt for sugar at the table of her least favorite relatives
B. Slow danced with her middle school boyfriend
What was Rachel’s first screen name?
A. she_doesnt_even_go_here
B. rachel_on_ice
C. shalom_sparkle
D. rachel_is_slightly_unhinged
B. rachel_on_ice
Which of these adhesives has Rachel used to fix the front bumper of her car?
A. Super glue
B. Duct tape
C. Silly putty
D. Rachel has never tried to fix her own bumper
B. Duct tape
Which of these is NOT an ingredient in traditional Challah?
A. Milk
B. Eggs
C. Water
D. Sugar
A. Milk
What turned out to be Rachel and Jordan’s most regrettable home improvement project?
A. Swapping out wood glue for super glue
B. Attempting to knock down a useless wall in the garage of their new home
C. Covering the hideous fridge in their last apartment with vinyl sticky paper
D. Installing a floating shelf that sloped down
C. Covering the hideous fridge in their last apartment with vinyl sticky paper
What was Rachel’s biggest irrational fear as a child?
A. Clowns
B. Elevators
C. Germs
D. Carousel rides
D. Carousel rides
What was the original intended use of poppers?
A. It’s a gay thing
B. Chemical peel for your face
C. Making fireworks
D. VCR cleaner
D. VCR cleaner
Which of these is a TRUE fact about barre?
A. Barre was originally performed exclusively underwater to improve resistance and reduce sweating
B. The original barre routine required participants to wear tutus and answer to ballet stage names
C. Lotte Berk, the founder of barre, believed emotions are stored in the hips
D. Lotte Berk created barre to help women develop “sexy backsides” to get back at her cheating husband
C. Lotte Berk, the founder of barre, believed emotions are stored in the hips
What was a fashion trend that Rachel loved at the time but now knows was a “choice”?
A. Side bangs
B. Hollister T-shirts
C. Butterfly clips
D. Layered tank tops
B. Hollister T-shirts
What was the first instance of figure skating in the Olympics?
A. London Summer Olympics 1908
B. Innsbruck Winter Olympics 1964
C. Norway Winter Olympics 1994
D. Moscow Summer Olympics 1980
A. London Summer Olympics 1908
Which one of these was a legitimate Trader Joe’s recall?
A. Avocados with no pits
B. Extra spicy salsa labeled as “mild”
C. Trail mix with too many raisins
D. Exploding coconut water
D. Exploding coconut water
What family of games did the dreidel originate from?
A. Teetotums
B. Senet
C. Hnefatafl
D. Tic tac toe
A. Teetotums
What was the inspiration for Joe Coulumbe to create Trader Joe’s?
A. He worked on a ship for a year near Cape Cod
B. A night in the woods where he and his friends only brought acid and health foods
C. Some of his ancestors were pirates
D. Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise
D. Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise