The Zeroth Power
If I have 1 coffee and get another 1, how many do I have now?
2 coffees (I love coffee!!!!!!!!)
If a get $10 per week and I'm saving up for a $3.50 coffee. How many weeks do I need to wait?
None, I steal money from my parents
What is 10?
Me, without coffee
If the Chernobyl nuclear reactor 4 blew up in 1986, how many years ago was this?
33 years ago
If I have $105748 on my credit card and my coffee costs $567 how much do I have to pay in cash?
Nothing, you have no cash, you have to use your card to pay
If Chernobyl released 5200 PBq (Radioactivity) in 1986 and Fukushima released 538.1 PBq in 2011, which one is worse?
Fukushima is the worst because it didn't happen not too long ago. (Chernobyl took longer to sort out)
If I have 3 coffees, how many do I have?
None, I just drank them all
How many oinks in the intro of Peppa Pig?
6 times
If Lozza stopped drinking coffee on Monday the 26th of August and has to wait 11 days, when can she drink coffee?
Friday the 6th of September
If I flew around the Earth at 296km per hour and the Earth is 12,000km in diameter, Is the Earth flat?
Yes, duh :) (It would take 43 hours to fly around the world)
How much does the average coffee cost?
$4.75 (according to Starbucks)
If Peppa has 2 coffees and George has 4 coffees, how many do they drink altogether?
Who do they think they are? They are too young to drink coffee, so they have none. (They should drink alcohol)