Math Puzzles
What does 500 and 600 have in common?
They both have "hundred"
A man brings his umbrella on sunny days, but not on rainy days. Why?
Because the sun is too bright for him.
A colorblind woman walks into a store. She sees two stoves, three pans, and one match. She grabs the match first. Which one would she light up first?
The match
A doctor and a bus driver share careers on different days. One day, The doctor drove a bus home, and the bus driver walked home. Why?
Because they swapped careers.
A man goes exploring with his dog. He and the dog went in the elevator, but don't take the elevator on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Why?
Because Tuesday and Wednesday stole the "e" from elevator.
There were six spiders in a room. 3 were killed, 2 were eaten, and one was named Bob. How many spiders are left?
Three because two spiders were named eaten.
A man charges his phone to 99%, but not 100% Why?
Because 100 has a one in it.
They are six eggs. One was decorated, three were broken, and two were thrown. How many eggs are left?
All six eggs are left because the riddle was telling you their names.
A woman with her cat visit the hair salon. The hair stylist asks the woman to sit down, her cat goes in the waiting area. She said her hair will take 20 minutes. In reality, her hair took an hour. Why?
Because the stylist said her hair will be dry in 20 minutes.
A baker made cupcakes at a bakery. 30 of them were placed in trays, but one turned out to be bigger than the others. Why?
Because it wasn't in a cup. It was a whole cake.