Awesome Before and After
Nature Valley Crunchy Oats 'N Honey Snack that's a rite of passage for a Jewish 13-year-old
Granola Bar Mitzvah
"I only have clubs, diamonds and spades", said in this cruel fashion
Heartlessly
After the city of Bastrop, LA. stopped buying this for office restrooms, donations came "rolling in"
Tiolet Paper
Quilted item under bedsheets that's an Asian dish of rice noodles, bean sprouts & chopped peanuts
Mattress pad Thai
"The herb you need to improve this recipe isn't parsley, rosemary or thyme", remarked in this wise fashion
Sagely
For the groom, a shotgun wedding is literally a case of this "or death"
Wife
Mouselike boy in an E.B. White story traveling through the heavens as Ursa Minor
Stuart Little Dipper
An annoyingly cheerful way to say, "Golly! The coffee's bubbling through!"
Perkily
Careful golfers always carry 2 pair of pants in case they get one of these rare things
A hole in one
Period of rest in Genesis where working parents leave toddlers
Seventh Day Care Centers
"Neigh! Neigh! A thousand times neigh!" said in this rough way, as if with a sore throat
Hoarsly
When a woman in labor yells out "Can't!", "Don't!" or "Won't!", she's having these
Contractions
Contact sport that allows striking, kicking, grappling, pottery & needlework
Martial Arts and Crafts
"I've struck unrefined oil!", related in this coarse manner
Crudely
A chicken crossing the road, a duck flying, or a turkey swimming, is this 3-word phrase
Poultry in Motion