Grape
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?
A Pearl
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
Death
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
An Anchor
They fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way. What am I?
A Mailbox
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
A Vacuum Cleaner
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
What am I?
Time
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.
What am I?
Sleep
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
A Tree
First I am dried, then I am wet;
The longer I swim, the more taste you get.
What am I?
Tea
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Suicide
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A Match
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A Preacher
When you buy me I am costly, but the only use I have is just hanging.
What am I?
Earrings
What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
Your Identity
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
A Violin
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Do you lava me like I lava you!!
I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress.
What am I?
Your Temper
What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?
Opportunity
What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Haven't you ever seen a comic strip?
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
A Windmill
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
A Piano
My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale.
What am I?
A Book
Often held but never touched, always wet but never rusts, often bites but seldom bit, to use me well you must have wit.
What am I?
Your tongue