Andrew Facts
Also jokes
Nerf Guns :)
Riddles I pladrised a little
Jokes
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Andrews favorite color

What is Blue/purple/red/black/lime green. (Responses may very)

100

Yesterday I say a guy spill scrable letters ont the road. 

I asked him "Whats the word on the street

100

The first mag fed nerf gun

The cs6

100

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?

He took the goose over first and came back. Then, he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next, he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.

100

Whats the best thing about switzerland 

I dont know but the flag is a plus 

200

Andrews favorite food

What are potatos? 

200

I was talking to a guy who ate scrabble letters 

I told him the next time he goes to the bathroom could spell disaster 

200
N-Strike Longstrike CS-6


The rarest nerf gun
200

Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, and gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?

Advice

200

I invented a new word

Plagerisem 

300

Andrews first sport with St Andrew

What is soccer?

300

Did you hear about the new resturont called  karma

There is no menu, you get what you deserve 

300

The nerf sharp shooter

The first nerf gun

300

 A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

It was a bright, sunny day.

300

Why do we tell actors to brake a leg

Because every play has a cast

400

What is andrews favorite sport

What is football?

400

A woman in labor shouted " Shouldn't, Wouldn't, Couldn't , Can't, Didn't. 

The doc said " dont worry those are just contractions. 

400

Mega Centurion 

The most acurate nerf sniper

400

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Because it wasn’t raining.

400

Why are koalas not considered bears

They dont have the right koalafications 

500

What is Andrews Favorite Nerf Gun

what is the cs6 long shot?

500

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed some space 

500

Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm

What is the best nerf gun. 

500

What belongs to you but is used more by others?

Your name

500

What do you call a dog with no legs

It doesnt matter what you call him,hes not coming 

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