How do you say Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Night in french?
Bonjour
Bonsoir
Bonne nuit
What brakes when you say its name?
Its silence
You know Mr. Badillo's story. Why did God not answer his prayer when he asked God if he can go to the casino?
Because he didn't get a lottery ticket.
There. Which they're, their, there can we use.
Bob went over ____ because over ______ was cotton candies and he likes _____ cotton candies.
there-there-their
How was Peter a rich fisherman. (This is a bibical riddle.)
Net Income
What is the chicken in french?
Le poulet
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 eight 9.
Does beer have alcohol or wine?
Both of them.
Know. Which no, know can we use?
How does a scientist _____ that there's ______ Carbon dioxide?
know-no
Which bible character has no parents?
Joshua the son of Nun.
What is Je in english?
I
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What age can you drink in Canada.
19. Alberta, Quebec, and Manitoba is 18 but the rest of Canada is 19.
Not-Knot Which Not-Knot can we use?
Do ________ tie a _______.
not-knot
Everyone wants to see this object but it is mostly kept out of sight. It was lost and then found, and most people can't find it now even though it is present in the bible. What is this?
It is the Ark of the Covenant.
What is 400 in french? (If you get this right, you'll get 400 points.)
Quatre cents
Why doesn't Feburary not march?
Because April may.
What did we learn from Mr. Badillo?
Health and Gym.
Eight-ate Which ate-eight can be used?
The boy ______ _______ cheese strings.
ate-eight
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
What is french in french?
Francais
John lives in a house that has one floor. Everything is yellow. His shirt is yellow. His house is yellow. So what's the color of the staircase?
He didn't have one.
What did we not learn from Mr. Badillo?
Things that are not based on health and gym.
sun-son Which son-sun can be used?
The father's _______ looked at the ______.
son-sun
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.