Sports
What does NBA stand for?
National Basketball Association
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Every month
At first I was afraid, I was...
Petrified
What is something Mrs. Gehrke always says
"Hands off the desk"
"Let me read the entire question"
"Respond in the form of a...."
In what sport is “love” a score?
Tennis
Where should a dog never shop?
The flea market
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones _____
I used to know
What's Mrs. Gehrke's favorite color
Blue/teal
Basketball player, Scottie Pippen, has a word tattooed on his forearm. What does it say?
Pip
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop spinning around and get to point
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them _____ for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Bloom
What's Mrs. Gehrke's favorite animal
Elephant
What NFL team was originally called the ‘New York Titans’?
New York Jets
What did the vegetable say at the garden party?
LETTUCE TURNIP THE BEET
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
Somewhere over the rainbow _____ fly
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh, why can't I?
Bluebirds
How do you get the yoga ball?
JUST ASK
What game do you get to ride in a cart and swing a club
golf
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
A chew-chew train
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
I poisoned myself again
Something in the orange tells me you're....
Never coming home
What's Mrs. Gehrke's favorite food?
Pizza