Jokes
What is orange and sounds like parrot?
Carrot.
What is the name of the biggest continent?
Asia.
No pen, no paper but,
you still draw my attencion.
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What's spain's capital?
Madrid.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Name the continent from biggest to smallest in the other way around.
Oceania, Europe, Antartica, South America, North America, Africa, Asia
Are you tired?
You've been running through my mind all day.
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What's the largest river named?
Tajo
What does a hat say to another hat?
You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
What continent has more islands?
Europe.
Are you a keyboard?
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What 2 colonies landed in spain first?
Greeks and fenicians.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
What continent has the most countries?
Africa
My favorite player is Ronaldo,
but we can get Messi.
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Why did the carthaginian empire invade spain?
To get metal to pay Rome.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Where's Kiribati?
Oceania
Aren’t you worried about global warming?
Because you are making it hot in here
What are the 2 best numbers on earth?
6-7.
How tall is mount Teide?
3.715 m