“I'm not convinced I know how to read, ive just memorized a lot of words"
Nick
Who gets “sweat back” when lying?
Nick
how many times has ponchos been brought up for dinner?
too many lol
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"I can't make a TikTok now it'd be like Jennifer anniston making an instagram so many followers it broke."
Heather
“Are you the criminals from the statistics?"
Schmidt
What is a “honey roast”?
instead of insulting the subject of the roast, people say nice things about them instead. Invented by Winnie the Bish
Name the quoter and the context: "For sure would have rehomed to a dress-up bin, that's a perfect tail"
Britt: Noa sticking her blood pressure cuff to her diaper
"I'm a tad bit confused about how I've been unaware you all had another dog."
Christian
“She look like a dang ol meatball with hair"
winston
What is a pogo?
a VERY specific annoyance/personality quirk that annoys the other roommates
"Made it home and just in time, this is dad's dinner." What was dads dinner?
baked potato with sour cream and side of pickles
"Gonna have to compete with this kangaroo but I think he has a chance"
Britt
“those are my night peanuts"
Jess
What is “Biden-ing”?
A pickup method where your constant presence wins. “Be there. Wherever he goes, be there. At the end of the night? You’re there.”
name the quoter and the context "I have a four pack"
Mom and pickle ball
"Keeping you guys on your toes, going full Kirk on ya."
Kaitlyn
“Excuse me, Nick is VERY romantic. He does romantic things for me all the time.”
SCHMIDT
What is Captain handsome?
Schmidts ater ego
Name the quoter and the context "Sure it wasn't Christian looking for an upgrade."
Kaitlyn: Ava accidentally breaking the tv (allegedly lol)
"Wait I can't remember what's in your yard did your table blow away"
Colleen