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What are two things you can never eat for breakfast
Lunch and Dinner
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink
Fire
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come
She fell off the bottom step
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have
The four you took
If Mrs. John’s one-story house is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs
There are no stairs
What is always coming but never arrives
Tomorrow
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time
Your cellphone
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it
A secret
How do you make the number one disappear
add a G and its gone
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow
the letter W
What gets wetter the more it dries
A towel
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it
an envelope
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first
the match
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be
The doctor was the boy’s mom
What can be broken but never held
A promise
What goes up but never ever comes down
Your age
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors
Survivors aren’t buried
If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”
E-G-G W-H-I-T-E
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet
He is bald
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
What can one catch that is not thrown
A cold
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep
She sleeps at night
What two keys can’t open any door
a monkey and a donkey
If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow
An electric train has no smoke