Unbelievable facts
common sense
Crystal and Ashlyn
jokes
4th grade
100

Why are giant tortoises going extinct?








































Because they are delicious.

100

Can tacos fall from the sky



























































































































yes You can just drop it from the sky.

ride helicopter. in case you ask.

100

What is Ashlyn's favorite food?

spaghetti and chocolate.

100

What did 0 say to 8?

nice belt

100

Why does Wieun  get mad at Ashlyn?

 She thinks she is normal.

200

Are diamonds really really valuable?

maybe it is but the answer isn't that huh.

The diamond is valuable only because De Beers says so.

200

Is Crystal Takahara happy?

NO

200

What is Crystal's favorite gelato shop?

palazzo

200

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed

200

Why is Wieun laughing?

Because he likes to laugh

300

What is special about people who are deaf with schizophrenia?

They can see voices.

300

Is Crystal and Ashlyn a true believer of God?

LOL secret!!!!

300

How old is Crystal's grandma? International age obviously....

69

300

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

300

Why is Ashlyn calling Crystal a PEWDIEPIE?

Because she doesn't know what is a PEWDIEPIE.

400

What are crocodiles most related to?

bird.

400

Is Ashlyn weird?

NO. not in Ashlyn's range. but yes in our range.


400

What is Ashlyn's favorite animal?

rabbit and giraffe

400

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree

400

What is 4th grade learning in math right now?

The factors of an number. ( to do division)

500

What is the heaviest pumpkin ever weighed?

It is 907 kilograms.

500

Is Ashlyn and Crystal 1 body?

yes in God's name. Not physically

500

Does Crystal's dad and his sister have the same father?

no.

500

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

{pop means dad}

500

What story is 4th reading in journeys?

COMING DISTRACTIONS

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