Easy Riddles
Harder Riddles
Book Quotes
Misheard
Kids TV Shows
100
What is black and white and red all over?
1. A newspaper.
2. An embarrassed zebra.
100
Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out two days later on Friday. How can that be possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
100
"A kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a _____" Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth.
Sword.
100
WATCH A DUE HING.
Watcha' doing.
100
Sponge ______.
Bob.
200
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
The president.
200
You are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a lamp.
You only have one match, so what do you light first?
You light the match first.
200
It matters not what someone is ____, but what they grow to be.
Born.
200
ABE LANE KISS DARE
A blank stare.
200
Odd _____.
Squad.
300
How long is the answer to this question?
How long.
300
If two is the company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine.
300
"Is it just me or is it raining ___" Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif.
Cows.
300
THIS SOUP HERB POLE
The Superbowl.
300
Wild _____.
Kratts.
400
What is always the end of everything?
The letter G
400
What is always the last thing to mend,
the middle of middle and the end of end.
The letter D
400
"If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his _____, not his equals." Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Inferiors.
400
HAY BUM PIN THAN HEIGHT.
A bump in the night.
400
_______ George.
Curious.
500
They are all married.
500
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
500
"With great responsibility comes great need to take a ____" Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian.
Nap.
500
THIS GUYS THEY'LL HYMN IT
The sky's the limit.
500
Henry _____.
Danger.