persassius jackson
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finish the lyrics!
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Games
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why does percy have such an attitude?

Because he is so done the gods and their quests

10003

What is the candy for the losers

what is dum dums

10003

We're no strangers to love-

(bonus 10000000 points if you finish the whole song)

you know the rules and so do I 

10003

what 2 movies completely BUTCHERED the books and was not at all a accurate representation of the books?

THE PERCY JACKSON MOVIES

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What two games are completely different but people say that two of the characters from there know each other

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing New horizons

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Why is Sally Jackson a godess

Because she killed her ex who was a jerk

40410

Why does gravity exist

Becuase Issac Newton had to find out so now we can't fly

40410

What is the name of the song in which people "rickroll" each other with?

Never going to give you up

40410

What movie had the main character say his last name, then his whole name after?

James Bond

40410

What game spiked in popularity in 2020 

Among us

109200

What were Zoe nightshade's last words?

I can see the stars agian mlady

109200

50*7-5+1000*56-90+8000000

8056255

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Somebody once told me-

(bonus 500 points if you finish the song)

The world was gonna roll me

109200

What movie completely sucked and had a video on it that said it was illegal (hint:  ðŸ˜’ )

The emoji movie

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What is the name of the game in which you are sleeping and have to use perspective to wake up

Supermilenial (sorry if I misspelled it)

308520

Who is percy Jackson's half brother who is a cyclops

Tyson

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Bobby has 60 cakes, he eats all of them, buys another 10, and eats half of them. What does bobby have left?

Diabetes 

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[LUKE]
My dad is Hermes
He messengers things
You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings
Oh no-

(you can search up the song for this)


When your dad's a god, life can be tough
I met the guy once, and once was enough

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What was the name of the movie based off the book series of kids being forced to kill each other

The hunger games movie

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What game has a stupid amout of lore and a impossible timeline to figure out. (There are two games to pick)

Fnaf or Five night at Freddys / legend of zelda

9000500

Who is the titan who was brainwashed and helped percy and annabeth escape tartarus (aka Hell)

Bob

9000500

(note: this is probably not true please do not attempt IRL)

If you do one sin or one thousand sins you will join satan so is it a good idea to do one million sins and come down a legend?

YES

9000500

If your team all (or just you) sings the lightning theif musical campfire song you get 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 points( you can seach it up and sing the lyrics BUT JUST SING IT INFRONT OF EVERYBODY)

[LUKE]

(Spoken)

Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow


[PERCY]

(Spoken)

Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?


[LUKE]

(Spoken)

Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.

To the gods!


[ENSEMBLE]

(Spoken)

To the gods!


[LUKE]

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your parents run the universe


[ALL]

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your folks run the universe


[LUKE]

My dad is Hermes

He messengers things

You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings

I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings

Oh no


[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]


When your dad's a god, life can be tough

I met the guy once, and once was enough


(Spoken)

Annabeth?


[ANNABETH]


My mom's Athena

She's smart and she's wise

She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys

But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise

Oh no


[LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no]


Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day

So I left Virginia and I ran away


[PERCY]

(Spoken)

Wait, is that true?


[LUKE]

(Spoken)

Everybody!


[ALL]

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your parents run the universe


Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your folks run the universe


[LUKE]

Alright, who's next?


[KATIE]

(Spoken)

Oh! Okay, let me see...


(Sung)

My mom's Demeter

Goddess of grain

She gets excited when it starts to rain

But planting and planting and planting's a pain

Oh no


[ENSEMBLE: Oh no]


(Spoken)

Right?


(Sung)

For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car

I got a fern in some dumb mason jar


[GROVER]

(Spoken)

Ooh, ooh! My turn!


(Sung)

I'm a child of Pan

God of the wild

For those who love nature, they're often beguiled

He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...

Oh no...


[ENSEMBLE: Oh no]


He went for a hike to explore new frontiers

And no one has seen him for thousands of years


[ALL]

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your parents run the universe


Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your folks run the universe


[PERCY]

(Spoken)

Chiron! Who's your dad?


[CHIRON]

(Spoken)

Oh, well


(Sung)

My father is Kronos

Remember my lecture

He ate his children


[LUKE]

(Spoken)

Chiron wins


[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]


How about you Silena?

(you don't have to sing silena's part if you don't want to)

[SILENA]

The goddess of love

My mom's Aphrodite

She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty

I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie


[ENSEMBLE: Oh no!]


(Spoken)

It's so embarrassing, guys!


(Sung)

I tried to seek help from even the fates

Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates


[LUKE]

(Spoken)

Alright Percy, it's your turn


[PERCY]

(Spoken)

If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche


[LUKE]

(Spoken)

Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot


[PERCY]

My mom was named Sally

She loved scary movies

And food that was blue

And-


[KATIE]

(Spoken)

He's doing it wrong


[SILENA]

(Spoken)

Yeah, who's your godly parent?


[PERCY]

(Spoken)

Oh... I don't know


[LUKE]

(Spoken)

It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try


[PERCY]

So my dad is some god

That's great I guess...

Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?

Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess

Oh no


[ENSEMBLE cheers]


I hope he shows even a trace

Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!


[ALL]

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your parents run the universe


Oh, things couldn't be worse



[LUKE]

But I don't care where our parents may be

As long as you are here with me


[ALL]

We don't care where our parents may be

As long as you are here with me


As long as you are here with me!

9000500

what movie did spider man say:

"we won Mr.stark."

Avengers Endgame

9000500

What game has "candy" and "crush" in its name

Candy Crush

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