jokes
classes at school
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Paisley
Other
100

why don't eggs do good in schools?

because they crack under pressure haha

100

what is my favorite class

Annoying Mr. Price

100

how old am I

14 years old obviiiii

100

what is my middle name

NICOLE- duh

100

What is paisleys favorite food?

FRENCH FRIESSSSSS๐ŸŸ

200

why was the broom late for work

it over-SWEPT HAHAHA

200

what is my advisory

Mr. Kennedy

200

what is your name

idk

200

how tall am I (actually)

like 6 or 7 feet or in other words 5'0

200

what is my favorite thing to say?

PASSSSSS

300

what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta! hahahaahhhhhahhha

300

what mod is my baking and pastory

mod 13

300

Do I love Jesus?

OF COURSEEEEEE

300

what is my favorite color


PINKKKKKKK๐Ÿฉท

300

how do I like replying to people ( what word(s))

i. Don't. Know.

400

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh

Sadly, no pun in ten did. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHH

400

what is my least favorite class

Mr.Gerber๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

400

when is my birthday

November 24

400
how zesty are you?

VERYYYYY๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ

400

What are my two plans if I am a 1st grade teacher?

A: have a rich husband 

B: Own a big farm

500

What do you call a cow eating grass

A lawn mooer BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

500

what kind of grades do I have?

ALL A'S BABY (for now)

500

do I think the world is flat or round?

Round of course! your coo coo if you think its flat๐Ÿคฆ
500

who is my huzz

NO ONE BECAUSE I DONT NEED NO MAN

500

what career do I want? (two options)

1st grade teacher or Neurologist 
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